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david-lapin-editor-in-chiefHaving been in the real estate brokerage and lending arena almost 27 years and as an owner operator of a Hard Money company, I am often asked about matters that only an insider or long time observer would have insight to. In an effort to lend transparency to the world of Hard Money, I developed this site to share my knowledge and expertise in this field.

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A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple & for being so loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’ The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - 2 tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’

The wife & the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof! The husband became 92 years old!

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female...
 
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